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Sadly, MODOK's first appearance to voters in IOWA prior to the Caucus did not go as well as expected.
Rather intense quetioning from CNN and Fox News regarding his ties to multinational conglomerate AIM resulted in his destroying the site of the press conference, along with the tragic death of 354 ordinary citizens.
Applications are now being accepted for a new Press Secretary, Campaign Manager and assorted other flunky positions.
Rather intense quetioning from CNN and Fox News regarding his ties to multinational conglomerate AIM resulted in his destroying the site of the press conference, along with the tragic death of 354 ordinary citizens.
Applications are now being accepted for a new Press Secretary, Campaign Manager and assorted other flunky positions.
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Re: IOWA Caucus notes
Thu, January 8, 2004 - 11:13 AMStupid CNN. They should know better than to try anything "intense" with a Mental Organism Designed Only for Killing.
Can I nominate Harpy for Press Secretary? -
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Re: IOWA Caucus notes
Thu, January 8, 2004 - 11:39 AMHow's Harpy at dodging Death Rays? -
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Re: IOWA Caucus notes
Thu, January 8, 2004 - 1:03 PMI'd like to nominate the Peace Monger:
www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/peacem.htm
as MODOK's new press secretary. He has past political experience, more or less. -
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Re: IOWA Caucus notes
Thu, January 8, 2004 - 1:07 PMHmmmm. He could do. The main question is, will he stand up to one of Our Candidate's rampages?
We probably ought to hammer out MODOK's platform, as well.
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