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Folks, my apologies for the lack of updates.
It seems that some kind soul (and I'm not naming names, Mr. Duane Allison of 1132 N Main, Cedar Rapids, IA) reported the presence of MODOK in Iowa to S.H.I.E.L.D., which resulted in the entire campaign office being unceremoniously dragged aboard the Helicarrier for interrogation.
Lawsuits will be filed in all appropriate judicial venues for this chilling assault upon American Civil Liberties. The Candidate, thankfully, escaped, killing only 3 and destroying 2 small buildings in the process. He is at large, and is at this time (communicated via a secure channel) engaged in "Face to face" meetings with locals to impress upon them the importance of voting for MODOK to escape death.
Sadly, our recent political contributions were confiscated, so if those kind folks in the Latverian-American Friendship Association and the Brotherhood of American Mutants could issue stop-payments on their donations and resend them it would be greatly appreciated.
Special message to our friends at Roxxon: We are unfortunately unable to accept soft money donations. There is an UNAFFILIATED (527) organization that can take your money, however - "MODOK America 2004". I repeat -we are COMPLETELY UNAFFILIATED with this organization, so you FEC busybodies can just stop sniffing around.
It seems that some kind soul (and I'm not naming names, Mr. Duane Allison of 1132 N Main, Cedar Rapids, IA) reported the presence of MODOK in Iowa to S.H.I.E.L.D., which resulted in the entire campaign office being unceremoniously dragged aboard the Helicarrier for interrogation.
Lawsuits will be filed in all appropriate judicial venues for this chilling assault upon American Civil Liberties. The Candidate, thankfully, escaped, killing only 3 and destroying 2 small buildings in the process. He is at large, and is at this time (communicated via a secure channel) engaged in "Face to face" meetings with locals to impress upon them the importance of voting for MODOK to escape death.
Sadly, our recent political contributions were confiscated, so if those kind folks in the Latverian-American Friendship Association and the Brotherhood of American Mutants could issue stop-payments on their donations and resend them it would be greatly appreciated.
Special message to our friends at Roxxon: We are unfortunately unable to accept soft money donations. There is an UNAFFILIATED (527) organization that can take your money, however - "MODOK America 2004". I repeat -we are COMPLETELY UNAFFILIATED with this organization, so you FEC busybodies can just stop sniffing around.
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Re: Campaign issues
Tue, January 13, 2004 - 5:22 PMMaybe we could set up some sort of satellite tranmission so MODOK can discuss his platform without further deaths. That can't be helping... or is it?
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Re: Campaign issues
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 6:06 AMAs with so many other things during this campaign (short as it's been), MODOK (being Designed Only for Killing) has his own ideas on achieving his goals.
"Like life? Vote MODOK." - good slogan.
We need to make some bumper stickers, but my graphics skills aren't so hot. I was thinking also of "Don't blame me - I voted for MODOK" - not terribly original, but when I suggested it, MODOK didn't kill me outright, which suggests that me might be OK with that one. -
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Re: Campaign issues
Wed, January 14, 2004 - 2:05 PMI'm sure these topics will come up once we get to the debates.
Where does MODOK stand on the Iraq war? I ask only because the talking haircuts of CNN and Fox will want to know.
Since he is Designed Only for Killing I assume he is pro-death penalty, pro-abortion, and pro-euthanasia. What about medical marijuana? The deficit? The tax cuts?
Perhaps MODOK could be elected using the slogan:
"Bush cuts taxes, but MODOK KILLs them!"
Just a thought.
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Re: Campaign issues
Wed, February 25, 2004 - 5:19 PMwhere does MODOK stand, er, hover on the sf gay marriages? he probably is impressed by newsom's politcal savvy in deflecting attention from the election scandal and his prop J measure, which would fuck over san francisco really good.
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Re: Campaign issues
Wed, February 25, 2004 - 5:28 PMMODOK does not have an oipinion either way on Gay Marriage, as he is DESIGNED ONLY for KILLING.
HE pledges to kill gays as indiscriminitely as he does straights, although he does note that the fat, corn-fed fundamentalists of the Midwest seem to flee slightly slower than the more fit residents of a city as hilly as San Francisco, which means he'll probably catch more of them at first.
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